[Editor’s note: This is the second in the continuing beatnik industries series of guest commentaries. Today, the infamous Mary-Kate Olsen.]

You know, I just wish everybody would just stop talking about that rehab stuff. I mean, it was like, so long ago, you know? Why can’t everybody talk about that time I totally kicked that guy’s ass when he was stealing my purse? Huh? Why not?

Oh and that guy jumping with me? He’s like, totally not my boyfriend. We were on a trampoline and we’re just friend. I guess I should say something about how great Nick is or something but he’s just some other guy who said “Hey MK (that’s me) you wanna write something for my site?” And I was totally like, whatever. Man I have a lot of guys, I mean, right?

K. I gotta go. Ashley’s totally into this new purse she got, and we have to hit some parties. Kisses!

Tech breakthrough of the day: Social bookmarking services. I finally figured out how to use del.icio.us, something I’ve been hearing about for quite a while now.

But for now, amuse yourselves with the (slowly-being-updated) linked list in the left column. My del.icio.us bookmarks are available at del.icio.us/nicholasziegler. Enjoy.