[Editor’s note: This is the second in the continuing beatnik industries series of guest commentaries. Today, the infamous Mary-Kate Olsen.]

You know, I just wish everybody would just stop talking about that rehab stuff. I mean, it was like, so long ago, you know? Why can’t everybody talk about that time I totally kicked that guy’s ass when he was stealing my purse? Huh? Why not?

Oh and that guy jumping with me? He’s like, totally not my boyfriend. We were on a trampoline and we’re just friend. I guess I should say something about how great Nick is or something but he’s just some other guy who said “Hey MK (that’s me) you wanna write something for my site?” And I was totally like, whatever. Man I have a lot of guys, I mean, right?

K. I gotta go. Ashley’s totally into this new purse she got, and we have to hit some parties. Kisses!

Tech breakthrough of the day: Social bookmarking services. I finally figured out how to use del.icio.us, something I’ve been hearing about for quite a while now.

But for now, amuse yourselves with the (slowly-being-updated) linked list in the left column. My del.icio.us bookmarks are available at del.icio.us/nicholasziegler. Enjoy.

[Editor’s note: This is the first in the continuing beatnik industries series of guest commentaries. Today, Pacey from TV’s Dawson’s Creek tells us about that one time he and Nick went to a club.]

I fuckin remember this one time me and Nick were out at this club and this girl comes up to him and says hey you’re cute whats your name. but i was like whats up with that don’t talk to nick, cause i was pacey on dawsons creek on the wb. so i tell her that and she was all like what, i thought you were from that show the o.c. but thats ok cause she was like 14 or something so she wouldn’t remember the show and my parole officer said i couldnt’ talk to underage girls anymore.

so i was makin fun of nick, being all like dude your talking to this high school girl and she only likes you cause you look like dawson. he flicks me off so i was like eff this i’m out. i go up to the bar and get my drink. a diet and bacardi. you know gotta watch the carbs. and the bartender was like that’s 12 bucks so i said cool man put it on my tab but then he was like your tab got closed. so i was like do you know i was in mighty ducks 1 2 and 3 and the skulls AND fuckin dawsons creek man do you know who i am. but the bouncer put me in a choke hold but i do yoga now gotta keep loose you know so i got out of that and got ready to beat some ass but first i had to get my black leather jacket off don’t want that torn.

thats when nick came back and paid for my drink and everybody chilled out. hes a nice guy that nick but i still hate that douche.

pacey OUT.